Funny Postal Scam
Make Thousands of pounds!!
The Lazy Human's Guide to Wealth
The Lazy Humans Guide to Wealth
Typed from Bong Bong Issue 13
One day, I got this letter. It had no return address or name but
"I don't have any psychic powers, but I appear to be right about the
a whole lot of the time. I am going to tell you who I think is going to
the ball game next Monday between the XXX and the YYY. Watch the game,
the papers. Next week I will send you another letter with another
The letter was right. A few days later I got another correct prediction:
"As you see I was right. This week, just for the fun of it,
in the second
game of the double header between the AAa and the BBB, BBB will win."
Soon, I got more correct predictions until it was four games in a
was immpresive. The next letter was different.
"This is your last free prediction. I hope you make good use of it.
a fool if you do not use it properly. Impress your friends. Whatever. Anyway,
CCC will beat DDD in Cinicinnati this week. There's never any guarantee
I will be right but I have been rigth four times in a row. THERE WAS NO
INVOLVED ON MY PART. I know exactly what I am doing. Some would say it's
occult powers, that I am in touch with the darkness. But it is no such
The system I have discovered works with mathematical certainty. Has
ever given you such a string of readily checked, specific short-term
predictions? If you want one more prediction made by teh same methods,
$1000, cash, by U.S Mail to Box 5126, before August 12th ... You can figure
out how to get your money back quickly!"
I've told this as if I received the letters, actually, I'd rather
I love this scam, since a lot of your victims actually make money on the
and you can come back for more later. And you do it while on vacation for
month or so, you can play this racket with ball games, whether the stock
market will go up or down, or any other events with simple outcomes anybody
can looks up. Playoffs and World series time (if you can work fast: try
stunt with home fax numbers) are good. hockey fans are more gullible than
Here's how it works. Go on vaction somewhere far from where you live,
someone you meet at a bar to rent you a post office box. Give them twice
much as the box costs and tell them it's for love-letters and you don't
your live in partner to know. Send out 1000 letters, half of which predict
one team to win, half the other. Choose names and addresses from the phone
book, from areas that have likely marks living there. This is the closest
thing to hard work in the whole deal cause you have to keep a record of
you sent what to. I cost you maybe $400 for the paper, stamps and stuff.
And you have to wear gloves to keep the fingerprints off and use
a sponge to
lick the stamps so they can't get any mouth cells and trace your DNA. I
a computer, but don't ever save any of the files on the hard disk - use
floppies. These I erase with a tape demagnetiser and reformat them. Nobody
can read them after that. I also use an ink-jet printer, if it's got some
oddies which can be traced, they disappear when you change the ink cartridge.
You want nothing to link you to the letters. An ounce of prevention and
You keep track of the ones you sent the correct prediction to. They'll
about 500 of them. These suckers get a second letter, and your down another
$200. Half of them are going to get the right prediction. Now you get the
whole picture. 250 people get the third letter, you're out another 100
and for a last $50, you send 125 people a fourth prediction and you've
marks who think you're Nostradamus. You're down $750 plus the cost of the
and you invest another $25 to send out the 75 letters asking for $1000.
get one sucker and you're even dollarwise, get two and you're ahead. Four
five is a good haul. It's up to you to send otu another $75 letters with
fifth prediction, but I like to. you said you would and you have'nt lied
Keep a record of only the final winners on a floppy hidden somewhere away
you're abode. Half of the marks, if they play their cards right, will win
bundle and if you do get caugth, will be great witnesses in court. I mean,the
goverment may be able to find one or two people besides the guy who complained
who sent you $1000. Maybe not, even you don't know who they are anymore!
But you can find a bunch of guys who'll swear by you!
Exterminate All Rational Thought
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